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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 06:11 AM        sexiestgamer.com
Ugh. From their UK top-ten: http://www.sexiestgamer.com/topten_uk.php?from=main

Check out our 'alpha male' as it were. Favourite games:

Counter-Strike
Quake3
Lula Virtual Babe

That's sure to have gotten him extra points

But do click on his picture so you can see the fake Xbox logo on the thing he's wearing on his head.


And what about the no1 cow? She has a FFX2 frame to her picture. And boobs. That seems to be enough for the default gamer.


And what about the runner-ups? A guy on a rock and a cosplay freak.

I was thinking 'Okay, this is stupid to begin with, but can't the UK do better than that?' before I clicked on the US part of the site.

their no1 male is a geek that pasted himself in a game screen. 'Nice PS skillz' said hundreds of gamers worldwide and so it's no1 for him. But there's nothing cheaper than the no1 US gamer girl. Seductively in the process of taking her top off. When I saw that my eyes reflexively started looking for the "if you want to see more of Natasha, come over to our freeamateursonline.com website"

Runnerups include a vin diesel lookalike flexing over a Diablo backdrop, another topless girl (americans ), but hey, at least gamers still have a sense of humour with mr.bunny at no3 here:




Chojin, post your picture at the girl's part of the site and I promise to do something equally stupid.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
The first and third woman (on the UK part) look like the same person.

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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 11:37 AM       
The top two american woman are ugly, the bottom three are pretty hot. It's a really stupid site though; but I guess there needs to be some place that allows gamers to mate. They need the secks too.
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