Acne problems and questions

[Spastic Colon]

It just seems that this topic doesn't really apply anywhere else in this site. For some reason (I think stress) I've had a serious acne outbreak lately. I've been going REALLY crazy trying to get rid of the stuff. What's the best cream/ointment/pill/medication/living condition you can recommend to get rid of this shitstorm?

[Rongi]

A BULLET TO THE HEAD

[ProfessorCool]

Yeah rongi should know, his greasy italian exterior was always acne bound

[Terra]

Embrace it. It's the I-Mock curse. I see that your post count is low so there's still time. Save yourself.

RUN

[DamnthatDavid]

Get off the God damn computer for one.

Ever wonder why computer nerds have a larger the normal acne problems?

Well it the fucking computer screen. It produces Positive Ions, which cause health problems, depression, mood swings, anger, hate, and... Acne.

All electronics do this. Want to get rid of Acne? Go walk in a forest or hang out by the Ocean. Both produces large quantities of Negative ions, which is natures cure all.

[davinxtk]

BURN THE WITCH!

[Ooner]

Seriously though. Go outside. Sun helps.

[maggiekarp]

I get zits 'cause of dry skin. Moisturize, maybe?


Just like anything else, if it really starts to suck, you should see a doctor.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool

Yeah rongi should know, his greasy italian exterior was always acne bound

I'm gonna report you for racism

You stupid potatoe peeling mick

[ProfessorCool]

On top of of Spagetti, all covered with-a chesse, I lost my poor meatball, when someboddy sneezed.

[Rongi]

That sucked

[ProfessorCool]

I hope you die of a heart attack before you make your 5000th post

[theapportioner]

Benzamycin, or if it's really stubborn, Accutane.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool

I hope you die of a heart attack before you make your 5000th post

I hope you quit the boards again.

[maggiekarp]

Everytime two people are snapping at eachother, I think that all their problems will be resolved if they make love. Right there on the table.

Then again I usually frequent anime forums and the like... might be the yaoi-mindedness again...

But either way, I think Rongi and Prof.Cool should go at it. Totally. Now.

[jin]

Exfoliate each night- it unclogs the pores and clears off dead skin, and use moisturiser. :0

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Two cadavers can put of a better fight than professor cool and rongi, at least they know when to shut up.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

Get off the God damn computer for one.

Ever wonder why computer nerds have a larger the normal acne problems?

Well it the fucking computer screen. It produces Positive Ions, which cause health problems, depression, mood swings, anger, hate, and... Acne.

All electronics do this. Want to get rid of Acne? Go walk in a forest or hang out by the Ocean. Both produces large quantities of Negative ions, which is natures cure all.

ATLANTIS HIDES CYSTALS THAT EMINATE A POSITIVE AURA ENERGY BEAM. THIS WILL CURE ALL MALADIES OF THE PURE ESSENCE FORM CALLED HUMAN.


I'm on Isotretinoin( Accutane, Roaccutane, Amnesteem, etc.) currently for the third cycle in a 2 year period. It works very well for some. Ok for others. Not at all for a small small percent, and completely eradicated all acne permanently for the remaining 10%.

Basically it exfoliates your face for you, in the most extreme and painful manner possible; by rendering your sebacious glands unfunctional. Dead skin cells and sebum are what cause acne, and when you eradicate one, the other can hardly stand to do much. This actually does cause acne for the first 1-4 weeks however, by making you shed so much skin and by pushing the acne already far under your skin up to the top. As well it can cause major birth defects, skeletal and muscle problems, brain pressure, blindess, seisures, uclers, hearing impairment, headaches, and varying mental side affects. It also costs 600$ a month for a 5-6 month cycle without inssurance.

But it works so great.

[The One and Only...]

What the fuck? Why don't you just try Proactiv, and live with whatever few pimples you get?

[Zhukov]

Stop eating pizza and soft drinks you fat greasy pigs.

[Emu]

Don't get rid of your acne. Cultivate it. When your pimples get big enough, you can hang christmas ornaments off of them. You'll be the toast of the town.

[AChimp]

You could also try soap. Fifty cents per bar when it's on sale.

[CaptainBubba]

Soap will not help acne. Proactiv is simply repackaged and fancy labeled benzoyl peroxide and salacylic acid (both of which only make some peoples, i.e, my, acne worse). Grease or chocolate are not related to acne.

And Emu, that was hilarious.

I hope you all get the kind of acne I had. I realy really wish it was soething everyone on earth had to experience at one point or another, like puberty. For a year or two everyone should have severe acne vulgaris and not want to show their face in public.

[AChimp]

BURGER FACE.

[CaptainBubba]

I also endorse the idea of everyone being sodomized before they turn 8. It builds character.