by: -RoG-
Libraries. Remember those? I sure do. Before the Internet came around, we had to resort to paying these places a visit for research... or just some good ol' peace 'n quiet, a commodity that's becoming harder and harder to find these days. You may be surprised to know that libraries still exist today. I know, I know, you think I'm trying to pull your leg, but I swear they're still around! Sure, most of them are probably used as homeless shelters, but there are a few legitimate ones as well.
So why all the blabber about libraries? I'll tell you why. When I was a kid, I often went to the local county library to check out the latest Choose Your Own Adventure books. Titles such as "You Are A Shark", "The Cave Of Time" and "The Green Slime" were amongst my favorites... but there was something else at the library that I treasured even more. You see, around the time I started going there, I had received my first boombox. It was a Yorx brand boombox and I was convinced it was the best thing anybody on the planet had ever seen. It had a dual cassette player with high-speed dubbing. It had an equalizer and detachable speakers. It had a black and white TV set built right into it. It even had a portable walkman that you could plug right into it. How cool is that? Oh sure, we have iPods 'n all that crap now, but trust me... it was simply the greatest boombox a kid could ever have at the time. And what better way to make use of it than by checking out all of the tapes that my local library had in stock?
Sure, the place had some pretty awful stuff that nobody in their right mind would want, but they actually had some truly good tapes as well. Out of all the things I checked out from that library, none were checked out more than this one:
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. It was a collection of spooky stories based on urban legend and folklore, written by Alvin Schwartz and narrated by George S. Irving. There are some absolutely classic tracks on here. "The Hearse Song", "Cold As Clay", "The Big Toe" and the infamous story about "The Hook" just to name a few. I have to say, as fun as these classic stories are, it's Irving who really puts this album over the top for me. You can just tell the guy had a lot of fun recording it, and as a result, it was an album I never forgot. Well, I finally found a copy of the album and now I would like to share it, one of my favorite childhood memories, with you guys. While some kids would lay down to sleep at night with "soothing sounds of nature" albums, this was one of the albums I dozed off into dreamland with. This is a true Halloween classic and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did and still do. Once you're done listening to it, perhaps you can answer one question for me... WHEREEEEEE ISSSSSS MYYYYYYY TOOOOOOEEEEE????
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-RoG-
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Heh, a great find here.
I still have the tape and a working "Tape Deck" and along with my Dumb and Dumber soundtack and "Sing time with the Smurfs" (My Daughter is my excuse for that one)It is the only reason the deck is is use.
RoG Please tell me Where you found the MP3's For these!
Scary Stories
For more scary story and sounds of halloween downloads check out www.scarstuff.blogspot.com
I went out and bought all three and still have them.
In a kind-of non-gay way.
In a very gay way.
"If I had body parts in my garden and I saw my kid bring it and think of food I'd go ahead and call myself a serial killer."
Eh, it's a folk tale; people have to do retarded things to move the plot along when they star in those. For example:
Jack: "Magic beans? Are you fucking kidding me?"
Salesman: "Look, kid; this story's never getting off the ground if you act all savvy and post-modern, so cut the crap and make with the cow. "
Jack: "You mean these beans are MAGIC? I'll take 'em!"
ROG, I owe you big time for this.
This book was my favorite Halloween book as a kid. I must have taken it out a million times from my grade school library. I even told my girlfriend the big toe story less than two weeks ago - but for the life of me I COULD NOT REMEMBER THE NAME of this book.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm ordering this on Amazon right now!
Fluffkomix: Now you're supposed to turn to the person next to you and shout: "YOU HAVE IT!!"
I wish I still owned the original volumes. But at least I have the "Scary Story Treasury" that I can share with my nieces when they're old enough to stop eating books that you put in front of them.
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And now, the book on tape version. I never knew it existed. But it's surprisingly creepy, even as an adult!
yeah i remember these books, particularly i remember a story about a kid getting hung up by his wrists and bleeding out, and one about these guys nailing a scarecrow to their roof, i'm pretty sure those were both from these books
and yeah the illustrations freaked me out in my youth. oh nostalgia
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found this enjoy i love these from when i was a kid so many a sleepless night over these tapes lol
I also had some sort of Alfred Hitchcock scary stories record I used to listen to all the time.
There were a few of the Scary Stories I didn't understand, including one that (if I remember correctly) had the monster or killer or whatever saying, "Me Tie Doughty Walker".