Halloween

The Greatest Horror Movie Moments!
by: Dr. Boogie

Night of the Demons 2

When it comes to horror movies, sex and violence go hand in hand. In Night of the Demons 2, the sex and the violence go hand in hand in a way I've not seen before nor since.

It starts off shortly after our Victim's Gallery of teenagers makes a trip to a local haunted house: Bad girl Shirley gets her hands on some lipstick one of her friends pilfered from the site. Nothing seems unusual about the lipstick, until it turns into a snake and possesses Shirley in a way I can't say I've ever seen before. In any other movie, it would have been the moment to highlight, but it pales in comparison to what comes next:

So... these are all teenagers?

Angela and the now-possessed Shirley crash the school's Halloween party. On their arrival, the 90s era party rock switches to death metal, but this doesn't slow the partygoers down one bit. Half of them settle in to watch Angela perform some exotic dancing, while the other half take notice of Shirley flopping around on boyfriend, Rick.

She's finally overcoming her shyness!

Shirley wasn't particularly chaste before, but her new dance style is really getting Rick worked up. Or maybe arrhythmic metal is a big turn on for him. Regardless, Shirley's dance culminates with her ripping her top open and inviting Rick in for a "sticky treat."

Sinister looks from both parties.

Oh Rick, you poor, gullible, horny idiot. You know what they say about something that seems too good to be true?

Then again, who would expect something like this:

Her bras are made by Isotoner.

Rick tries to cop a feel, but the feel cops back!

Surprising, yes, but not particularly deadly.

A good handshake always produces a little smoke.

Damn, that is a big hand!

Now we're getting somewhere. Shirley's boob-hands start to melt Rick's hand-hand! He tries to bring his unmelted hand to bear on his possessed girlfriend, but she grabs it with her normal hands.

With Rick's hand sufficiently melted, Shirley retracts her demonic acid-spewing sweater mitts and gives Rick a goodbye kiss:

And this is for wearing that ridiculous hat!

Honestly, though, I don't think I'd mind having my hand melted by my girlfriend's breasts if it meant she wouldn't have those jacked up teeth!

All jokes aside, how do you take a neck-breaking scene like this and not have the actual neck breaking done with Shirley's powerful boob-hands? Missed opportunity.

It's just not a horror movie without a bloody explosion.

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Reader Comments

Member
Sep 27th, 2012, 04:20 PM
I used to date a girl like that. Trust me you don't want to see when she does when your trying to get in her pants.
Pickled Patriarch
Sep 27th, 2012, 04:53 PM
Ice King - I believe they covered that in the film "Teeth".
lurking on the walls
Sep 27th, 2012, 05:43 PM
Teeth is a movie that makes me cringe remembering it...... and the Piranah sequel was just as messed up.
Member
Sep 27th, 2012, 08:37 PM
That's brutal. I can't believe I've never heard of this movie.
Forum Virgin
Sep 28th, 2012, 04:47 PM
The original Night of The Demons was an awesome movie, instead of boob hands brought on by stolen lipstick, lipstick disappears inside a boob. The phrase "Eat a bowl of F#*k" is also said by Stooge quite triumphantly!!! And that one dark hallway scene with Angela, still sends shivers up my spine to this day... Dr. Boogie, -RoG-, Proto, Max...will you guys do an article on the original!!???
Member
Sep 28th, 2012, 09:37 PM
I didn't realize they had made a sequel... the first was amazingly bad in a good way. I'll have to check it out!
Cranberry Everything
Sep 28th, 2012, 11:27 PM
Haha, I didn't think you'd post this particular moment. Nice job.

HowardC: There's yet another sequel to this one. And a remake of the original.

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