by: Dr. Boogie

When it comes to horror movies, sex and violence go hand in hand. In Night of the Demons 2, the sex and the violence go hand in hand in a way I've not seen before nor since.

It starts off shortly after our Victim's Gallery of teenagers makes a trip to a local haunted house: Bad girl Shirley gets her hands on some lipstick one of her friends pilfered from the site. Nothing seems unusual about the lipstick, until it turns into a snake and possesses Shirley in a way I can't say I've ever seen before. In any other movie, it would have been the moment to highlight, but it pales in comparison to what comes next:

Angela and the now-possessed Shirley crash the school's Halloween party. On their arrival, the 90s era party rock switches to death metal, but this doesn't slow the partygoers down one bit. Half of them settle in to watch Angela perform some exotic dancing, while the other half take notice of Shirley flopping around on boyfriend, Rick.

Shirley wasn't particularly chaste before, but her new dance style is really getting Rick worked up. Or maybe arrhythmic metal is a big turn on for him. Regardless, Shirley's dance culminates with her ripping her top open and inviting Rick in for a "sticky treat."

Oh Rick, you poor, gullible, horny idiot. You know what they say about something that seems too good to be true?

Then again, who would expect something like this:

Rick tries to cop a feel, but the feel cops back!

Surprising, yes, but not particularly deadly.

Now we're getting somewhere. Shirley's boob-hands start to melt Rick's hand-hand! He tries to bring his unmelted hand to bear on his possessed girlfriend, but she grabs it with her normal hands.

With Rick's hand sufficiently melted, Shirley retracts her demonic acid-spewing sweater mitts and gives Rick a goodbye kiss:

Honestly, though, I don't think I'd mind having my hand melted by my girlfriend's breasts if it meant she wouldn't have those jacked up teeth!

All jokes aside, how do you take a neck-breaking scene like this and not have the actual neck breaking done with Shirley's powerful boob-hands? Missed opportunity.

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