forget being introduced to Count Pop? Since
his story from last
year, Count Pop has become incredibly famous. He's gone on a world
tour, cured cancer, wrote several novels, brawled at a retirement home,
and impregnated many-a-pumpkin. He's also continued to annoy the living
daylights out of I-Mockery's very own Protoclown, believing that they're
absolute best friends. Today, Count Pop invites us to tag along with him,
because he's going to wake up Protoclown with a big Halloween surprise!
HEP CATS, IT'S YOUR OLD PAL COUNT POP HERE TO SHARE WITH YOU AN ADVENTURE
OF WONDER AND HOPE AND GLEE! TODAY I AM GOING TO SURPRISE MY BESTEST
FRIEND IN ZEE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, PROTOCLOWN! I AM GOING TO TAKE HIM ON A
VERY SPECIAL TRIP TODAY AND HE WILL BE MORE EXCITED THAN WHEN HE LISTENS
IS SOUND ASLEEP RIGHT NOW, DREAMING OF GUMDROPS AND LOLLIPOPS AND SUGARY
DELIGHTS! I'LL TIPTOE OVER NEAR HIS BED AND WAKE HIM UP WITH THE BIG NEWS!
BOY OH BOY, HE SURE IS GONNA BE SURPRISED!
PROTOCLOWN! WAKE UP! I AM TAKING YOU ON A SPECIAL TRIP TO THE CHESTERFIELD
BERRY FARM TODAY FOR ALL KINDS OF HALLOWEEN FUN!
EXCITED HE IS! HE'S SO EXCITED HE HAS PASSED OUT! OH NO! HE'S NOT PASSED
OUT! HE HAD A HEART ATTACK! THE NEWS WAS SO GOOD THAT HIS HEART COULD NOT
HANDLE THE JOY SO IT DECIDED TO SAY "GOOD BYE PROTOCLOWN, I LEAVE YOU IN
THE VERY CAPABLE AND SEXY HANDS OF COUNT POP!"
DON'T YOU WORRY PROTOCLOWN! I WILL MAKE YOU GOOD AS NEW! I'LL MAKE YOU
BETTER THAN GOOD AS NEW! I'LL MAKE YOU NEWGOODER!
REMEMBER SEEING THIS FRANKENSTEIN MOVIE AT A DRIVE-IN THEATER ONE NIGHT.
THEY TOOK THIS DEAD GUY AND MADE HIM HAPPY BY BRINGING HIM BACK TO LIFE
WITH LIGHTNING! HAPPY LIGHTNING! WELL I DO NOT THINK PROTOCLOWN OWNS A
LIGHTNING MACHINE, BUT WE CAN IMPROVISE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT COUNT POP
DOES WHEN HE'S ROCKIN' AND A ROLLIN'!
WAY, SORRY IF I HURT YOU WHEN I DRAGGED YOU DOWN THE STAIRS PROTOCLOWN! OH
WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE HURTED! YOU ARE STILL DEAD! HAHAHA!
MY GENIUS DEVICE CALLED "THE POPINATOR". YOU MIGHT THINK IT MAKES POPCORN,
BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONGER THAN WRONG. THIS DEVICE WILL PUMP PROTOCLOWN
FULL OF ROCKABILLY JUICES TO GET HIS BODY MOVIN! SURE, THERE MIGHT BE SOME
SLIGHT SIDE-EFFECTS, BUT NOTHING TOO DRASTIC! OK LET'S FLIP THE SWITCH AND
BRING OUR PAL BACK TO LIFE!
THERE BE LIFE!
HAVE SAVED MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD AND NOW HE IS NO LONGER
PROTOCLOWN, HE WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS FRANKEN POP!
HE LIKES HIS NEW NAME, DON'T YOU? YES!
LET US GO TO THE CHESTERFIELD BERRY FARM WHERE MANY HALLOWEEN ADVENTURES
AWAIT US! ARE YOU READY TO HOP ABOARD THE COUNT POP EXPRESS THAT'S BOUND
TO AMAZE AND IMPRESS? YES! YES! YES!
CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE TO PAGE 2
OF THE COUNT POP STORY!
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