FRANKEN POP: OH MY GOD. THERE IS A PERSON
WITH A CAMERA FOLLOWING US AROUND! EN GARDE! I WILL SKEWER YOU WITH MY
CORN STALK SPEAR AND MAKE A TASTY SHISH-KABOB!
COUNT POP: WHEN IT FEELS THREATENED, THE
COUNT POP GRASPS AHOLD OF THE NEAREST OBJECT AND FLAILS IT AROUND WILDLY
TO DEFEND ITSELF. ALL THESE THINGS ON MORE ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC'S ROCKIN'WILDLIFE!
FRANKEN POP: OH NO, FROM THIS PERSPECTIVE I
AM AIMED AT COUNT POP AND THE CAMERA PERSON IS FORGOTTEN! HERE FRIEND,
ALLOW ME TO CLEAN YOUR FACE WITH MY LARGE LEAFY FEATHERDUSTER!
COUNT POP: WHY THANK YOU, FRIEND! AND ALLOW
ME TO FLOSS YOUR MOUTH WITH THIS CORN!
FRANKEN POP: GLADLY! PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET
BUY THIS CORN UP BY THE BUSHEL, APPARENTLY, AND HERE I AM GETTING IT FOR
FREE! IN THE MOUTH!
COUNT POP: IT'S LIKE JIFFY POP DELIVERED TO
YOUR FACE IN A JIFFY! IF THAT ISN'T SWELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!
FRANKEN POP: LOOK! FOOD!
COUNT POP: IT'S RAW FOOD, BUT FOOD
NONETHELESS! IT'S LIKE WALKING SUSHI!
FRANKEN POP: I DO NOT SEE HIS LEGS THOUGH!
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE ALREADY EATEN THEM!
COUNT POP: NO HE'S A TRICKY SUSHI! HIS LEGS
ARE CAMOUFLAGED!
COUNT POP: COME HERE MY LITTLE SUSHI! MY
TUMMY IS YOUR PLAYGROUND! IT EVEN HAS A TUBE SLIDE JUST LIKE AT THE BURGER
KING PLAYLAND!
FRANKEN POP: IT IS NOT SO LIKE PLAYLAND WHEN
YOU COME OUT THE SLIDE AT THE OTHER END THOUGH.
COUNT POP: I NEVER CAME OUT THE OTHER END, I
ALWAYS LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND CLIMBED BACK UP THE SLIDE RATHER THAN GO
UP THE LADDER!
FRANKEN POP: LOOK! A CLUE! THIS MEANS THAT
SOMEBODY ATE CORN SOMEWHERE IN THE MAZE, AND THAT I AM A GENIUS!
COUNT POP: WAIT! MAYBE IT'S A CORN ARROW AND
IT'S TELLING US WHICH WAY TO GO!
FRANKEN POP: HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE
FOODKIDS WE WERE CHASING ANYWAY?
COUNT POP: THEY VANISHED! I THINK A TRAP-DOOR
SPIDER ATE THEM!
FRANKEN POP: YES! NOW WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO
FARM OUR WAY OUT OF THIS MAZE! A GRAIN SCYTHE AND A RUSTY HOLE PUNCH! LET
THE HARVEST OF FREEDOM COMMENCE!
COUNT POP: BUT THAT WOULD BE CHEATING!
FRANKEN POP: AND WHO IS GOING TO STOP US?
COUNT POP: OH NO! LOOK! IT'S
LITTLE MISS THAANG!
FRANKEN POP: LITTLE MISS FOOD!
COUNT POP: CAREFUL! SHE'S GOT THE SHINING!
SHE'LL CALL ALL OF HER CHILDREN OF THE CORN FRIENDS TO COME GET US! LET'S
GET OUTTA HERE!
FRANKEN POP: I HEARD THAT CHILD CORN WAS
ILLEGAL! I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS. LET'S PUNCH THROUGH THAT CORN
WALL!
COUNT POP: WE MADE IT! THE POWERS OF ROCK
MAKE ANYTHING POSSIBLE! WE'RE SOARIN' HIGH ON THE HAPPENIN' HYSTERIA OF
LIFE NOW!
FRANKEN POP: WE ARE VICTORY DANCERS! WATCH US
SPIN UNDER THE SOLAR DISCO BALL IN THE SKY!
FRANKEN POP: I SEE A SCHOOL BUS! THAT MAKES
ME ANGRY FOR DAYS WHEN THEY MAKE ME READ BOOKS WITHOUT PICTURES! RAGE! I
AM NOW WISHING TO BE BACK IN THE CORN!
COUNT POP: SEE? IF YOU HAD STAYED IN SCHOOL
AND BEEN COOL, YOU'D KNOW THAT SCHOOL BUSES HAVE BEEN HOME TO MANY
WONDERFUL ADVENTURES! AND THIS IS A CORN BUS, SO THAT MAKES IT EXTRA
SPECIAL! AND IT MAKES ME LOOK EXTRA KEEN!
FRANKEN POP: HERE IS A TRUCK FULL OF OUR
PUMPKIN BRETHEREN WE HAVE LIBERATED FROM THE DEATH CAMP. THIS IS A GOOD
DAY!
COUNT POP: AND WE'LL GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE
IT SAYS THE TRUCK IS FOR FARM USE AND WE BLEND RIGHT IN WITH THE FARMERS!
FRANKEN POP: WE LEARNED EVERYTHING THERE IS
ABOUT BEING A MASTER OF DISGUISE FROM ZARTAN!
COUNT POP: AND THAT SUSHI KID WITH THE
CAMOUFLAGE LEGS!
COUNT POP: LOOK!
THAT GUY HAS TWO PHONES! HE MUST BE PRETTY POPULAR! I BET WE'D GET ALL THE
LADIES IF WE WERE THE TICKET COLLECTORS AT THE AWESOME PIRATES COVE
ATTRACTION TOO.
FRANKEN POP: IF I HAD TWO PHONES I COULD TALK
TO TWO LADIES AT ONCE AND THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW.
