COUNT POP: THIS IS SKELEE MCNELLEE, HE'S ONE
OF THE MAIN BOPPERS HERE IN THE PIRATES COVE! WE ARE GREAT FRIENDS THAT
LOVE TO BOOGIE DOWN UNTIL THE BATS COME HOME! AND WHEN THEY DO COME HOME,
WE INVITE THEM IN FOR HOT CIDER AND POPCORN BALLS! IT'S THE BEST OF TIMES
IN THIS MAGICAL LAND!
FRANKEN POP: LOOK! A PIRATE BIRD! I WONDER IF
HE HAS A LITTLE MIDGET PERSON TO COME AND SIT ON HIS SHOULDER AND EAT
CRACKERS AND TALK!
COUNT POP: I'LL SIT ON HIS SHOULDER IF HE
FEEDS ME SUNFLOWER SEEDS WHENEVER I SAY THINGS RIGHT!
COUNT POP: WHAT DOES IT WANT!? WHAT DOES IT
WANT! IS IT ANGRY BECAUSE I MADE FIRES AT SUMMER CAMP WITH WOOD FROM
TREES?
FRANKEN POP: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH COLD RAGE
IN THE EYES OF MAN OR BEAST! LET US GO BEFORE HUGS US TO DEATH WITH HIS
CRUSHING SIX-ARMED EMBRACE!
COUNT POP: WAIT! MAYBE IT JUST WANTS TO BE
FED SOME MIRACLE GROW! AND WHO BUILT THAT ROOF ON TOP OF IT? DON'T THEY
REALIZE WHEN IT GROWS TALL THEIR ROOF WILL BE DESTROYED? I WOULD HATE TO
SEE SUCH AMAZING CRAFTSMANSHIP GET DESTROYED!
FRANKEN POP: IT IS A MUPPET'S ANGRY STEPDAD.
I DON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE GROUNDS THE MUPPETS AND WON'T LET THEM COME
OUT FOR TEA PARTIES WHICH I TAKE ALL THE TIME TO PREPARE FOR.
COUNT POP: DON'T BE A LAME-O-SQUARE MISTER
PIRATE! SHARE THE WEALTH AND YOU'LL BE LIKE COUNT POP! YOU'LL BE
OUT-OF-SIGHT!
FRANKEN POP: GOING THROUGH CORN WHOLE MAZES
AND PLUNDERING PIRATES' BOOTY IS HARD WORK FOR A POP TO DO. TIME FOR A
BATHROOM BREAK!
COUNT POP: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL DADDIO? IT'S
JUST A SPIDER WEAVING A WEB OF ROCKABILLY GOODNESS!
FRANKEN POP: LOOK AT ALL THE MOSS ON THAT
WALL! THEY DON'T MAINTAIN THEIR CASTLE AT ALL! THAT'S A SURE FIRE WAY TO
END UP HOMELESS! WAIT... THERE'S A SPIDER?
COUNT POP: THAT WALL MESS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES! THEY'LL GET ANY TILES CLEAN AND LOOK HUNKY-DORY
WHILE THEY DO IT!
COUNT POP: THEY
SHOULDN'T HAVE SAD THINGS LIKE THIS IN A PIRATES COVE.
FRANKEN POP: IT IS TIME TO POUR OUT A FORTY
FOR ALL OUR PAPER GHOST HOMIES.
COUNT POP: JUST LIKE IN THAT BOYZ 2 MEN
VIDEO. "IT'S SO HAAAAAAAAAAARD SO SAY GOODBYEEEEEE TO
YESTERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY..."
COUNT POP: NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT! LET'S
GET THE HALLO-BOOGIE BEAT THUMPIN SO THE GHOULIES IN THE HOUSE CAN START
JUMPIN! IT'S A RADTASTIC GROOVIN TIME!
FRANKEN POP: I JUST HOPE THERE ARE SOME FINE
LADY GHOULIES OUT THERE BECAUSE IF THIS IS LIKE THAT BREAKFAST PARTY YOU
HAD WHERE NO LADIES SHOWED UP AND WE HAD TO EAT ALL THAT EXTRA SAUSAGE
OURSELVES, I WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED.
COUNT POP: AND ALL THAT CORN!
FRANKEN POP: A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE
TUNNEL? IS THIS THE GATEWAY TO HEAVEN?
COUNT POP: GO INTO THE LIGHT CAROL-POP!
FRANKEN POP: IT IS HEAVEN! THEY'RE GIVING OUT
PRIZES FOR THE LUCKY FEW WHO SURVIVE THE TERRORS OF THE PIRATES' COVE!
COUNT POP: IT WASN'T FILLED WITH TERRORS! I
GOT TO DANCE AND HANG WITH MY JIVIN' SKELEE MCNELLEE PAL AND THAT SPELLS
OUT ONE HECK OF A ROCKTACULAR TIME IN THE BIG BOOK OF HALLOWEEN HIGH
JINKS!
FRANKEN POP: I WILL TAKE PRIZE OF PROSTHETIC
FINGER CLAW, IN THE EVENT I LOSE MY FINGER IN HORRIBLE INDUSTRIAL
ACCIDENT. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY EXTRA BODY PARTS LAYING AROUND, JUST
IN CASE!
COUNT POP: I GOT A PUMPKIN PIN! REMEMBER
KIDS, ALWAYS USE SAFETY WHEN PUTTING ON A PIN, THEY CAN STICK YOU AND IF
THAT HAPPENS AND YOU DON'T HAVE BACTINE HANDY, YOU MIGHT NEED A TETANUS
SHOT!
AND HEY!
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN PUMPKIN PIN! WE'RE GOING ON A HAYRIDE TO LOOK
AT THE PUMPKIN PATCHES!
FRANKEN POP: I AM READY TO FEEL THE G-FORCES
OF THE HAY WAGON! LET'S DO A BARREL ROLL AND SHOOT DOWN SOME MIGS!
COUNT POP: IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THEY HAVE
TRACTORS PULLING US INSTEAD OF HORSES BECAUSE THE HORSES WOULD EAT ALL THE
HAY AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANY HAY TO RIDE ON AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO SUE
THEM FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!
FRANKEN POP: THEY WOULD COME INSIDE AND EAT
OUR SEATS AND THEN OUR BUTTOCKS WOULD BE BOUNCING ON THE HARD WOOD THE
WHOLE WAY. :(
COUNT POP: LOOK AT IT OUT THERE! IT'S LIKE A
GREAT BIG WORLD OF PUMPKINS! PUMPKINS THAT NEED A HOME. CAN WE ADOPT A
PUMPKIN? THE ONE I ADOPTED LAST YEAR DIED, BUT I AM A GOOD PARENT! I
PLAYED IT CHUBBY CHECKER'S "THE TWIST" 25 TIMES A DAY!
FRANKEN POP: YOU HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH SOME
SERIOUS LEGAL HOOPS TO GET APPROVED FOR PUMPKIN ADOPTION, AND SOME OF THEM
ARE EVEN ON FIRE! YOU MUST BE QUITE A PUMPKIN DADDY-O INDEED!
COUNT POP: BUT I'VE GOT ALL THE HEPCATS
ACROSS THE NATION CLAMORING FOR SOME MORE OF THE COUNT POP SALVATION! I'LL
JUMP THROUGH ANY LEGAL HOOPS AND USE THEM AS HULA-HOOPS AND BEFORE THEY
KNOW IT, THOSE LITTLE ORANGE GROOVEMASTERS WILL BE SINGING A NEW
ROCKABILLY TUNE!
