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Select Your Destiny: I-MOCKERY STYLE!

Halloween is almost here. It's a time when, egging someone's house is a widely accepted pastime. It's a time when threatening to kill younger "trick or treaters" if they don't give you their candy is very appropriate. It's a time when you could probably walk into a bank with a mask on without everybody hitting the floor and begging you not to shoot them. With all of this fun to look forward to, I thought I would write a new story. So, I am now happy to present my second online "Select Your Destiny" book for all of you to read! YOU get to determine what happens to your character in the story. So if you die, it's your own dumbass fault, pal. If you are unfamiliar with the "Select Your Destiny" book series, you should probably consider killing yourself. You are obviously a deprived soul. If suicide is not an option, however, you might want to check out my first "Select Your Destiny" book. If you've already read that one, or you're just too goddamned lazy... fine. Kiss my ass. See if I care. Go ahead and read this new one instead:



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