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Mom killed you with a butterknife. Awww, that's love.
Remember, mom loves you. But she loves you dead.

Smart. Reviving your mom so abruptly like that made her freak out. She still has a lot of heroin and alcohol in her system you fool! Not only did she run around the room screaming "I am the mighty Babooshka! Please join me as we dine on tinfoil and pubic hairs!", but she decided that you looked exactly like Hitler. Why she thought this is beyond me, but that sort of thing happens when you overdose. The problem is that when mom decided you were Hitler, she decided to kill you before you could start up another holocaust. So, she gutted out your innards with a butter knife and left you for dead. Maybe next time you won't try to revive a heroin addict so quickly with smelling salts, eh? Oh wait, that's right... there won't be a next time... you're DEAD. Ha Ha, sucker.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!

 




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