HO HO HO, HUBBY!

Damn, that REALLY backfired on you! He looked into your eyes and a big bright smile came over the Green Giant's face. He took you in his big, green arms and hauled you off to a remote "Cave O' Love". There, you and the green giant were forced to make sweet love forever, while he force-fed you green peas. He even made you call him your "Sexy Sexy Green Machine" while he was having his way with you.

At this point, death would be a welcome dream...

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!