Bill Bixby you are NOT.

Sorry, no matter how many episodes of The Incredible Hulk you watched on TV, tearing your shirt off isn't going to turn you into him. The only thing it's going to do is reveal your horribly out-of-shape figure and induce laughter in all those who surround you. 

Oh, and after the Jolly Green Giant stopped laughing at you, he stomped you into the ground and is now using your corpse as fertilizer to help his veggies grow even better. 

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!