Your masterpiece is done, and unfortunately, so is your Halloween.

You start to roll the bastard's property with toilet paper. His trees, his car, and his house are soon covered with toilet paper. Unfortunately, while you were spending about an hour working on this project, one of the neighbors had plenty of time to call the cops on you. So when you were finished and about to be on your way, you ran straight into a cop.

He shoved you into the squad car and then drove you off to a nice little cell where you would spend the rest of the evening. That was the worst Halloween ever. You didn't even get any candy, just a religious pamphlet! 

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!