You chug down more pixy stix sugar than anybody has ever dared to eat in one sitting! Then you start to run around like a madman from house to house. Unfortunately, the sugar has taken control of you and you CAN'T STOP RUNNING AROUND! Soon, your heart bursts from all of the running around and you collapse to the ground. Some local kids poke at you with a stick, "Yep, this psycho rodeo clown is dead alright!" Then they steal the rest of your candy and spray your corpse with shaving cream. Remember: Pixy Stix good. Heart Failure bad.
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