MEET THE MACHINE!

You lift up the giant bowl filled with candy to dump all of its contents into your candy sack. But you notice there's a wire connected to the bottom of the bowl as you lift it. All of a sudden, a trap door opens beneath your feet and you fall down into an underground chamber where you are quickly knocked unconscious.

When you wake up, you find yourself strapped into a strange device. "I call it THE MACHINE." the strange man with six fingers tells you. "Last year when I was out of town one person took all the candy that I left for all of the Trick or Treaters to enjoy. I swore that I wouldn't ever let this happen again." He then turns on the machine for a moment and you scream louder than you've ever screamed before... the pain is unlike anything you've ever had to endure.

"I just took off one year of your life.", he chuckled as you whimpered. "Ah fuck it, I'll just take them all off!" Then he set THE MACHINE to full power and you died in the most agonizing way as your life was literally sucked right out of you. And no, this isn't a fairy tale... you're dead and you're not going to be revived by some magician. You're dead and you're gonna stay dead now and forever.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!