Kiss my ass, punk!

Boy oh boy, did you ever pick the wrong old lady to fuck with. It turns out that this old lady you were going to try to mug was a master ninja. So how does it feel to have your ass handed to you by someone over 3 times as old as you are? Not only are you the laughing stock of the town (your picture appeared in the local paper with the headline: "Local idiot tries to mug old lady so he can purchase Psycho Rodeo Clown outfit. Old Lady beats his ass.") but you won't even get to go "Trick or Treating" this year since you'll be in the hospital. And after your wounds are healed in the hospital, you'll be sent off to prison for attempting to mug the old lady. And in prison, you'll receive all new wounds, and then you'll go back to the hospital again and the same process will repeat forever. And all because you couldn't take on an old lady. Wuss.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!