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n0 wh0r3s for j00!
POW.

You imbecile. Didn't you even SEE the movie "Taxi Driver"!? Don't you remember what he did to save "Iris", the prostitute? Well, you and your whorish needs have gotten you killed. You made Robert have a flashback to that scene in Taxi Driver, only this time it's not a movie. It's for real, and he gunned your little ass down.

Actually, you should be thanking him. At least he made your death slow instead of letting you contract a virus from one of the local prostitutes. Then again, that's probably what someone as mindless as yourself really deserves.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!

 




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