OH NO! RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE!

Before you can even finish telling Chuck E. Cheese to "make you leave", he has already grabbed you by the cajones and thrown you into the back alley. Almost instantly, you're surrounded by several of Chuck E. Cheese's relatives... THE RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE!

Unfortunately, you don't fight the good fight that "Westley" fought against the rodents of unusual size in "The Princess Bride" film. Nope, in fact, Chuck E. Cheese just informed you that they're tired of eating his pizza all the time... they want some MEAT for a change! Welp, it looks like you're invited to a "very special" dinner with the rodents. Have fun!

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!