Well, you get what you paid for.

Since you decided to be a cheap bastard and take the single bed room, you soon found out why the room was so cheap. It was cheap because it came with an extremely annoying Gedney Pickle Man "Field Pickle Representative". Not only did he molest you throughout the night, but he also reeked of Pickle Stench™.

As if that wasn't bad enough, he wouldn't shut up about how great Gedney pickles were. He kept telling you that you need to buy them, you need to eat them, you need to wear them, etc etc. This was probably the most unbearable evening you ever experienced.

You didn't sleep a wink, and by morning, you didn't even have the energy to make it to school for the costume dress-up day. And it looks like you'll never sleep again, because the Gedney Pickle Man has grown quite fond of you and has decided to "tag along as your buddy sidekick" for the rest of your miserable life. Have fun... you two make a really cute couple!

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!