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Ahhhh that felt good... OH SHIT! WHAT TIME IS IT!?
That was the best night of sleep ever! Wait, what day is it!?

Spoiling yourself every now and then is ok, but in this case, it was a really stupid idea. You see, you're used to sleeping on a concrete floor most of the time. So getting to sleep in such a "perfect room" like the Honeymoon Suite basically put you in a COMA! Not only did you miss the school dress-up day, but you also missed Halloween. Now nobody will get to see the Psycho Rodeo Clown in action. 

Well, there's always next year. Oh wait, no there isn't. Why? Well, there's the matter of the bill. See, you had enough money to stay in the suite for one night... but you were asleep for an entire WEEK! When you tell the front desk clerk that you can't afford to pay the bill, he informs you that it's not a problem. He has another great way that you can pay it off!

hooooooo heeeeeeee hoooooooo!
BRING OUT THE GIMP!

Have fun being the desk clerk's personal "gimp" for the next year!

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!

 




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