"Come on fellas, laugh! I'm breaking your stuff!
It's 'Break Dancing' heh heh! Get it? Guys? GUYS???"

Was the title of this Choose Your Own Adventure book "You Are Pee Wee Herman"? Does this look like Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Are you anywhere NEAR as funny as him? The answer to all of the above is: NO.

As soon as you started doing your "break-dance", smashing everything in site, they grabbed your tequilla-dancin' ass and kicked it to kingdom come. Then they did a little "break-dancing" of their own as they stomped on your body until every one of your 206 bones were broken. TEQUILLA!

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!