You called?

Sorry, but they saw right through your attempt at trying to act like you were "from tha' ghetto" too. When you told them you thought Tupac got screwed, the leader of the gang replied, "We're the ones that killed him."

That being said, you know the rest of the story...

You were tortured, beaten, hanged, killed, brought back to life, killed again, then you were beaten again, hanged again, tortured again, then brought back to life again and told about how you were beaten and hanged and tortured while you were dead, and then they killed you again one more time.

At least, they were nice enough to call an ambulance for you. They told the medic that you fell down the stairs. The medic told them "Word, this fool be one dead mothafucka!", and they all had a good laugh together.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!