"Let Me Go!"

You dive out the nearest window, but someone catches you. Oh no! It's Freddy! FREDDY MERCURY from Queen! Not only does he inform you that he's going to make sweet love to you for the rest of your life, but he'll sing the "Bohemian Rhapsody" to you while he's doing it! You were never able to picture what "hell" would be like. Now it's become crystal clear:

Hell (n) - Getting some hot lovin' from Freddy Mercury while he sings the "Bohemian Rhapsody" to you, over and over again.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!