"You can check in, but you can't check out"

Haven't you EVER seen a horror movie? When everything seems wrong, you don't go wandering about the unfamiliar house trying to find a way out. The house will just keep changing on you! Either you dive out the nearest window or you find some other quick way out!

As you wandered aimlessly throughout the house, you started hearing strange noises. Little giggles here 'n there, footsteps running about. Maybe it was those kids that were singing songs earlier? 

Aiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Just then a blood-thirsty Smurf flies at you from out of nowhere and knocks you to the ground! He starts biting and clawing at you! This little bastard is out for blood! You start to fight him but then more of his bloody-thirsty Smurf friends join into the battle! You might have been able to defeat one Smurf... but a whole gang of Smurfs? Keep dreamin pal. They beat the living hell out of you and soon you were nothing but a meal. The Smurfs dine on your corpse and then sing some really happy fun Smurfarific songs to celebrate the feast! And in a weird way, these blood-thirsty Smurfs are still kinda cute! 

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!