As you wander around town looking for an appropriate supply store, you begin to wonder if perhaps you might have acted too hastily when you claimed to have the strength necessary to hold a MONSTER PARTY. Too late to turn back now, you arrive at the local Toys-R-Us. It saved you last Christmas... perhaps in this dark hour, it has the power to save you once again.

You begin your journey into the twisted labyrinth, haphazardly grabbing at any item that might be regarded as monstrous or likened unto a party, when suddenly...

A mysterious figure rolls in from an adjacent aisle, blocking your path. You've already become agitated from the time wasted by navigating the natural maze that comprises Toys-R-Us, and this added delay causes you to twitch nervously and hop around on one foot. "OMG outta the way you jerk :0" you screech loudly.

"RAAAAAAR!"

As if reacting to your irritating tone of voice, the strange bulldozer creature launches a merciless assault that shatters your kneecaps and catapults your body against a shelf full of giant Popples. The resulting avalanche entombs you in an inescapable prison of plushy fluffiness, never again to see the light of day. :o

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!