Wow. What kind of nerd orders party supplies off the internet? If you're really that scared of actual human interaction then why are you having a party anyway? Besides, your only friend is a "15 year old girl" from Des Moines, Iowa who goes by the name "Notreallyahairyman69". So, gear up for another big night of Everquest and fat goth chick porn, because that's about all the action you're gonna see for awhile.

START OVER, YOU IDIOT!