You start shouting, "NUDE ABE VIGODA PICS! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!" And instantly a crowd gathers around you. The pictures are selling like hotcakes and you're making $50 bux a pop! At this rate you'll be able to throw the best party in the world! Just then, another street peddler shows up and shouts, "NUDE PICTURES OF ME SELLING NUDE PICTURES OF ABE VIGODA!" The crowd rushes over to him and can't believe their eyes. They all agree that he's offering a better deal, so they come back to you demanding their money back. "Sorry, no refunds." you proclaim. What were once your customers, have now become an angry, nude Abe Vigoda photo worshipping mob. Within seconds they tear you to shreds, and the last thing you see before everything goes black is a photo of Abe's winning smile staring back at you in all of its naked glory. YOUR NUDE PHOTO PEDDLING CAREER IS KAPUT, START OVER!
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