“YOU CHOSE... POORLY."

"You hand each of the kids the oversized, stale popcorn balls and they run off with glee. One of them begins to shriek in pain as his front tooth breaks upon trying to eat the popcorn ball. You cackle with glee for not only did you seemingly get rid of the little bastards, but you even caused one of them immense pain.”

"Uh oh"

"One of the problems with the stale popcorn balls is that they're just about as solid as bricks. As soon as one of the kids broke his tooth on it, the other kids realized the shit you just pulled on them. They hurl the popcorn balls at your house with great force, knocking out your windows and costing you hundreds of dollars. Naturally, one of the balls also hit you directly in the face, knocking you unconscious, and enabling the kids to come in and ransack your house leaving you with absolutely nothing. Giving solid objects to kids that can easily be hurled... not a smart idea."

YOU FAIL! START OVER!