"GOOD SELECTION, IF YOU LIKE BEING WRONG!"

"So you let the little darlings in for a few drinks, until they start pressuring you into joining in on the fun. At first you tell them no, you want to keep a clear head for hosting the party, but they challenge you to a drinking game. How can you resist a challenge?"

"So now you are totally wasted, and the kids, after years of doing the same thing to their parents when they challenge them to the same drinking games, dare you to call all of your coworkers and tell them how you really feel about them. Then they find your address book and call your girlfriend to come over. When she does come over, "SpongeBob" tells you to ask her to have a threesome with your neighbor, that 29 year old English teacher that is always flirting with you and your friends. She is kind of chubby but she is probably really experienced, you think. They are actually both into the idea, but then a few weeks later your girlfriend admits that she has been seeing the English teacher behind your back!"

YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN!

START AGAIN, HAMBURGER BRAINS!