"THIS IS MY IMITATION OF YOU:
'HELLO I AM YOU AND I AM WRONG!'
HAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Like a street light attracts moths, the Britney Spears pumpkin attracts 15 year old dickheads who believe any somewhat okay-looking celebrity, just because they are given attention by the media and are shoved in their face and down their throat, MUST be attractive. Do you think you are prepared to handle the pumpkin-fucking insanity??"

"HERE COMES ONE NOW!"

"If there is anything monsters hate more than shitty music, it is pumpkin-fucking youth on Halloween! If the monsters were to see this, there is no telling what they would do! They may even key your car! YOU FAIL!!!"

"IT IS NO SECRAT THAT I DO HATE MONSTERS :("

WORD TO MY HOMIES, START OVER!