"YOU HAVE CHOSEN...LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT!"

"Behold what your foul choice would bring upon the world, insect!"

Suddenly a strange vision overtakes you, and you know you are witnessing one of many possible futures, but it is very compelling and far too probable for comfort. You see a dark future where Bush declares Canada, Mexico, and Ohio to all be newly revealed members of his so-called "Axis of Evil". He vows that we must root out this evil and declares himself "God Emperor of the Universe" that we may throw our military might around the world in random directions, for otherwise "the terrorists win"!

You then see "Dubya" later that same day in some private chamber, eating pretzels and cackling maniacally while stroking the BIG RED BUTTON OF DOOM. Suddenly his face seizes up and turns white, as if from a great shock. He looks wide-eyed over at his bag of pretzels and gasps out "Choke me once...fool me again...won't get...ack!" He sputters and collapses into unconsciousness, his forehead hitting heavily on the BIG RED BUTTON OF DOOM, and consequently nuking the entire planet into extinction.

START AGAIN, GENIUS!