"I FOUND THE PEACH!"

In a hurry to prepare your monster party you run off in search of the nearest available peach cobbler. You finally arrive at Earl's Bakery but in your mad dash for peachy goodness you fail to remember that you have absolutely no cash to spend on a cobbler for a crazy old man.

With no money or time to spare you jump behind the counter, grab the hot, tasty cobbler and sprint for freedom. You make it outside before the confusion dies down, but Earl isn't going to take this lying down and just your luck that Earl is an ex-Navy Seal one-man killing machine.

EARL ANGRY! RAAAAAAR!

You run into an alleyway close by with Earl hot on your tail. Your adrenaline has given you just enough speed to stay out of his reach plus have time to grab your homeless helper and drive away. As you enter the home stretch towards your ride away from Earl's "Fists of Fury" you discover the horrible truth... the crazy homeless man had tricked you and stolen your car!

(and that's how you looked BEFORE the beating!)

The ensuing beating would leave you in traction for months, so no monster party for you! At least next year you won't have to dress up your mangled face for Halloween.

START AGAIN, YOU UGLY MANGLED MASS!