"AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN
PASTAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!?"

Not smart. The last thing you want to do is attempt to sell a baby to a crazy man named with "24 inch pythons", who goes by the moniker "Hollywood Hulk Hogan". Sure, he's rich... but he loves kids. He loves them so much that he mashes them up in his bare hands until they're human meatballs. The perfect addition to his pasta. Of course, when you try to SELL the kid to the Hulkster, he just becomes enraged. Companies have been giving him free shit his entire life in exchange for his product endorsements, and now you want him to BUY something? Even worse, you called him by his real name, "Terry".

"LISTEN UP, BROTHER! THE FIRST THING THE HULKSTER'S GONNA DO IS SNAP YOU IN HALF LIKE THE LITTLE TWIG YOU ARE! THEN I'M GONNA RUN YOUR BLOODY, MANGLED BODY THROUGH THE 24 INCH PYTHONS, YOU'LL BE SCREAMING FOR YOUR LIFE! ONCE A GOD, ALWAYS A GOD! I WILL ALWAYS BE THE MAN BROTHER! SO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER, HIS 24 INCH PYTHONS, AND A WHOLE LOTTA PASTA RUN WILD ON YOU!!!??"

And before you can plead for your life, Hollywood Hulk Hogan ends it.

START AGAIN, BROTHER!