Your instincts tell you to head South. You're not sure why, but you've got a strong feeling that there are some good things down that way. And sure enough, you find a village that is inhabited by a tribe that is more than happy to see you. They sing to you, dance for you, adorn you with exotic gifts, and stuff you with some of the tastiest tropical foods you've ever had the pleasure of consuming. "I could get used to living like this," you think to yourself, "I feel like a king!" And you should feel like a king, these people seem to worship you. And wouldn't you know it, they've cleaned out the biggest hut in the village just for you. And here you were worrying that they'd pick up on just how much of a tourist you really are! You're going to be living in luxury for the rest of your life as this tribe caters to your every need! This is the best treasure ever!

Well... it was a nice dream while it lasted.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE VILLAGE IDIOT. START OVER!