You figure that if you circle around from the other side, you might have the element of surprise on your side. So you start walking around when you come upon a cave. Granted, you tell yourself that you shouldn't even go messing around in a cave... there could be bloodthirsty vampire bats in there for crissakes! Besides, you're supposed to be making your way to the eye, not spelunking. But your undying curiosity eventually gets the better of you and you run right into the cave.

What luck! There's an old man in there and he's giving you his trusty raft so that you can get around Skull Island with ease! Now you won't have to brave the dangerous jungle areas of the island, instead you can just float around it and avoid any trouble! You thank the old man, who lives in an empty cave for some unknown reason, for the raft and set out to conquer the open sea. All is going well for about 10 minutes when all of a sudden that trusty raft starts to fall apart. Turns out, the thing wasn't tied together with rope. It was tied together with bloody pig intestines, which have attracted some new friends for you to play with.

And play with you they do. These new friends play with every part of your body in their fun-filled mouths of glee. You're so excited that you can't even contain yourself. No seriously, you really can't contain yourself... your guts are spilling out left and right! From riding on pig intestines to residing in shark intestines, you've had quite a stinky day.

START OVER, SHARK SHIT!