You hand Dix a crisp $10 bill and say, "There ya go Dix, that oughta cover my share of the gas money!" Dix gasps when he sees the money. "Dang! You must be one o' them rich folk like I seen on the tay-vay!" You laugh and point out a nearby Exxon station to Dix. "Hooooooooo wee! We're gettin us some FANCY NAME BRAND GAS-O-LEEN tonight, boy!"
Dix jumps out of the
car like a giddy school girl and pays the attendant the full $10. He
fills up the car with premium gas as he whistles the theme song to
Deliverance. All of a sudden, an oil soaked duck lands on the hood of
the car and stares directly at you. Even Dix appears to be shocked by
Before you can even plead with the angry duck, it lights a match which sets all the oil that has been dripping on the car ablaze. You are instantly consumed by the flames as you hear the ducks cackle... er... "quackle" over your gruesome demise.
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