The Toilet Duck needs your help, and you know exactly what to do: You'll just swat these evil ducks away with your trusty shovel. Like all your plans, it is so simple that even a child could have devised it. You move yourself into a position to get the best swing on the Mack-Mack duck.

The problem is that you can't get a really good swing now without risking hitting the Toilet Duck. God help you if you do hit the Toilet Duck, though. It was bad enough when you only had one crazed duck mutant after you. You bide your time, waiting for an opening to show itself.

Moments later, your chance arrives. The Mack-Mack duck leaps back to avoid one of the Toilet Duck's roaring fireballs. You wind up and swing, knocking the Mack-Mack duck out of the ballpark. Alright, you think to yourself, that should even things out a little. Unfortunately, your shovel caught a little bit of the blast from the fireball, and your elation is stymied when the shovel's metal handle burns your hand. You let out a yelp and drop the shovel.

At the very same moment, the Toilet Duck is preparing to fire a blast that will put the Aflac duck away for good. However, your dropped shovel nicks the end of his nozzle/muzzle and in an effort to recover, the Toilet Duck accidentally aims his blast at you. You are drenched by a blast of a highly acidic toilet bowl cleaner. It's a damn good thing that no one else is around to see you die at the hands of such a dapper duck.

START OVER, TOILET DICK!