You really do like to walk on the edge of a razor-sharp blade don't you? Tempting fate left and right in the hopes that it won't seal your fate. And now here you are, face to face with some extremely hostile ducks and you're going to dare to imitate them to cause a distraction? Good luck.

GOD NO.

Oh you caused a distraction alright. All three ducks stopped fighting with each other and turned their collective attention to you. They were all pretty damned insulted by your mockery of their ducky lifestyle. Even Toilet Duck was angry at you. All three of them pounced on you and did things that are so horrible that I won't even type them in the English language. I will only type them out in Duck language. Here goes...

"Quack? QUACK?? QUACK!@?!@#?!?" "MACK! MACK! MACK! MACK? MACK!" "QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! @!#ACK!" "QUACK! SKLLLRACK! MCACK!" "MACK! MACK! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!" "GAAAAAAAAAALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUAZAAAAAACKITYACK!" "SCRUMDIDLEYACKITYQUACKITYYACKMCDACKLESQUACKLEQUACK!"

Then things got so bad that I couldn't even type them out in Duck language because some things are just too horrific no matter how you spell them out and I don't want to go to hell for it.

THREE DUCKS JUST BRUTALIZED YOU IN MANY UNSPEAKABLE WAYS.
YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO START OVER!