You pigged out on all the delicious candies you could find. Soon there was a mountain of candy wrappers behind you. But that pile was dwarfed by your now gargantuan gullet. Now you're too fat to maneuver around in the eye socket. Great, so not only will you be able to make it to the treasure, but now you've completely blocked off the eye socket so that nobody else will have a chance at it. And it's all because you couldn't put the proverbial fork down for one goddamned minute. You know what? Because you're such a pig, I'm just going to kill you off right here and now without any big special "ooooh that was sooo crazy!" kind of death like you've probably come to expect. That's what you get, El Gluttono.

YOU DIED SOMEHOW. START OVER!