You figure that you've got absolutely no shot at the treasure with a mighty force like Dolph Lundgren guarding it, so you might as well insult the big lug and run away. So you bust out the best spur-of-the-moment insult you could come up with and let it fly...

"YO DRAGO! YOU MIGHT GET TO KEEP THAT TREASURE, BUT ALL THE TREASURE IN THE WORLD WON'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR MOVIES SUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Then, just like Iron Maiden, you run to the hills in an attempt to escape the fury of Dolph which is sure to erupt at any moment now that you've just insulted his life's work. Wait, what's that? That's not a rage-filled behemoth you hear behind you! It's...

DOLPH CRYING!

Holy shit! You made He-Man cry! He's gushing out water like a broken pipe and begging you to make it all better as he continues to blubber. Even you can't help but feel a bit bad about making the big lug cry. "There, there Dolphy..." you say as you pat him on the back, "It's gonna be alright. You've got your whole life ahead of you and plenty to look forward to!"

He rises up and looks at you with a twinkle in his eye and begins to smile. "Yes, little man, you are right. It's time for a new beginning! Maybe I will even become President some day!" Dolph starts going on and on about all the things he could possibly do with his life and you know damned well that he couldn't accomplish a single one of them. Still, you don't want to make him cry again, so you just nod your head and say "Yeaaaah, that's greaaat Dolpho!" over and over again.

He gives you a great big Dolph hug followed by a great big Dolph kiss. Looks like he's taking quite a liking to you now. "Here, you helped me get my life back on track, so let me return the favor. Let us go find this treasure of yours." Alright! Now we're talkin' business!

Dolph leads you deeper into the eye socket. It seems like you've been walking for hours and you're pretty damned exhausted. Dolph, however, has yet to break a sweat. You wonder how he is able to make his way effortlessly through the most physically challenging terrain, yet when you poke fun at his acting, it's waterworks incorporated. All those wonders cease when you come to an opening and Dolph points at the big treasure chest! THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! YOU'VE FINALLY FOUND THE TREASURE! IT'S TIME TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE!