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Choose Your Own Adventure: I-MOCKERY STYLE!


"What was that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Herman screeches.

You shrug at him again and say "What?"

His face turns red with rage... "YOU!!!!!! IT'S YOU!!!!!!"

"What!? What did I do?" you plead with the angry nutjob. Just then he holds up an old newspaper clipping to your face.

He'll shrug you... TO DEATH!

"My pappy was killed by The Shrugger! He's the most notorious serial killer in 5 different different states! And just before he kills his victims, he allows them to beg for mercy. Then he shrugs carelessly and brutalizes them anyway! I've been searching 10 long years for the killer of my pappy, and now I've found him. I've found... YOU!!!!!"

"No stop! I'm not the shrugger! Shrugging is just one of the ways I express myself! I don't even know your pappy and I certainly didn't kill him!"

Rosacea  is a terrible skin condition. :(

But it's too late. He whips out a double-barreled shotgun and blasts your head to smithereens. Guess you'll think twice next time before you "express yourself" by imitating an infamous serial killer.

BOY IS YOUR FACE RED! START OVER!

 




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