Shortly after grabbing a bus schedule, you hop on the next bus that stops in Macon. All is going well until...

You realize that Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are in control of the bus. They're both arguing over who is a bigger star. At least, you think they're arguing. It's kind of hard to tell when Keanu only mumbles things such as "Whoah", "You've got to go dooown man", and "There's an actor driving the bus, what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?"

Unfortunately, before you can decide "what to do", Keanu gives a Sandra a swift kick in the throat a' la Neo. This causes her to pass out and send the bus on a fiery path of destruction. Keanu makes it out just before the bus explodes and then calls his agent to discuss a possible sequel to "River's Edge" in which he kills his little brother and ponders about what he's done with his deep stoner friends.

WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU START OVER!