"GRAVEDIGGER!" you think as the cop hands you the keys.

"GRAVEDIGGER! OH, YEAH, BABY!" You think as you start her up, the roar of her engine louder than all the loud engines you’ve ever heard wrapped up into one wicked loud engine!

"GRAVEDIGGER! GUH-RAVE-DIG-GER!" You howl, popping the clutch in your excitement!

‘GUH-RAY-UV-DIG… Huh?" You bellow as Gravedigger rears up on her back wheels, hesitates for a half second and then begins to topple over backwards.

"AAAH-" You shriek like a Japanese girl scout as Gravedigger’s roof caves in and crushes you so quickly your whole face pops off and all your insides sail out the hole at close to six hundred mph.

Well, why did you think she was called Gravedigger, asshole?

START OVER, FOR MORE MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS!