You open the Fall Guy lunchbox and see...

...are on the set of a 1980s action movie. Wow, look at those special effects! Incredible! It’s all very interesting, but you’ve got a job to do, and it don’t involve rubberneckin’ at a bunch o’ fancy Hollywood shebazz. You head over to the buffet table, hoping that there will be a caterer, or someone else with knowledge of Popeye’s Chicken. There aren’t any caterers, or directors, or producers around the table, but there is the next best thing: Lee Majors.

You burst into girlish giggling the minute you spot him. You rush around the table and tell him that you loved him in that show, the Bionic Woman. He thanks you, and asks if you liked the Six Million Dollar Man as well? You tell him you’ve never heard of it, and he becomes visibly annoyed. Nevertheless, he invites you to come watch him to a stunt for the latest episode of the Fall Guy. You tell him that you’ve never heard of that one, either, and his face turns beet red.

He shows you to a car sitting at the end of a long road leading to a large ramp. He invites you to take a look inside, and you accept his invitation. He climbs in and tells you that he’ll be using the ramp to jump over eight school buses for the show. Suddenly, the director yells, "action," and Majors puts the pedal to the metal. Alright, you think to yourself, I’m in an actual Hollywood stunt jump! Unfortunately, Mr. Majors doesn’t know a thing about physics, and your extra two hundred pounds of weight cause the car to descend much sooner than anticipated, putting it right in the side of the fifth school bus. At least you made it into an episode of the Fall Guy.

START OVER, JACKASS!