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You open the Space Shuttle Orbiter Enterprise lunchbox and...

...wake to find yourself floating in the dead void of space, just outside the grasp of Earth's atmosphere. The stars shine all around you in majestic beauty. In the immeasurable distance, you watch comets chase each other across the firmament. Alien suns are born and die before your very eyes. Beautiful. So. Beautiful. Dwarfed by the sheer power of the cosmos, you'd almost forget you're not wearing a spacesuit. Almost, but not completely.

beefy chunky goodness!
*POP*

In space, no one can hear you scream, but you screamed all right. Boy howdy, did you ever scream.

START OVER, SPAGHETTI SAUCE FACE!

 




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