You open the Partridge Family lunchbox and...

...you find yourself on stage with the Patridge Family. You're in the band! Sure, you're the little girl who plays the tambourine, but that's still a vital role damnit! The crowd screams and cheers as you play their infamous hit song "I Think I Love You". It never was a song you really liked, in fact, you found it quite annoying, but you figure you can handle it just this once to please the crowd. Once the song is completed you ask the band, "Ok guys, so what are we playing next?"

To your horror, David Cassidy strips naked because he claims, "I feel more comfortable this way." Then he informs you that they'll be playing "I Think I Love You" again. Now you're getting angry, "What!? We just played that goddamned song!" you scream. The entire band laughs as if you're just joking around and they bust out the "I Think I Love You" tune much to the crowd's delight. You happen to notice a setlist lying on the crowd. Upon picking it up, you realize that the ONLY song you guys will be playing is "I Think I Love You". They're set to play it over 1000 times tonight. 1000 TIMES!? This isn't a concert... it's a fucking nightmare.

COME ON GET HAPPY! START OVER!