"Holy shit! You just killed that demonic watermelon with a bag of Cheetos! You are the MAN!" Mongoose exclaims. "Pip pip! Good show, old chap!" says Francis in a momentary lapse of nationality. You nod proudly to your bunkmates who seem to have completely forgotten about the fact that you ate the throat of a fellow bunkmate just minutes ago. Guess it's good that demonic watermelon decided to pay you a visit after all!

After you finish doing your stupid "winner is you" victory dance for another five hours, you notice something else came through that portal. Wait, is it? Nahhhh, it couldn't be! Sweet jumpin' jabberwocky, it is!

It's a a copy of WHAM's hit album "Make It Big", this rules! The three of you join hands and start to dance around the CD while singing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go!" Amidst all the excitement, you almost don't notice that the CD has now started to glow bright red. You never thought it was possible, but somehow, some way, this WHAM CD actually looks evil! But what does it all mean?

You decide to:

• Stomp on the CD as hard as you can.
   
• Continue to sing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go!" while you dance in circles around the CD.
   
• Take the CD back into the cabin and listen to it.
   
• Try to make a ton of cash by selling the CD on eBay and listing it as an "ULTRA-RARE SATANIC RED WHAM CD!"