Is that something dead
in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Oh wait, I get it...
it's that time of year when we all celebrate the finest things life has
to offer such as: murder, death, blood, gore, digested brains and candy.
Yes indeed, Halloween is
here to make life more interesting once again! Last year, myself and the other I-Mockery staff
members brought you another Halloween "Select Your Destiny"
story, "Horror Camp Hell!" It was yet another huge
collaborative stream-of-conscious story project that ended with great
results. And as always, hopefully this year's
story will be just as entertaining if not more so!
For those of you who
are unacquainted with these stories, allow
me to give you a quick refresher on how these "Select Your
things work. YOU get to determine what happens to your character
in the story. So if you chose to have your character "vomit on Lou
Ferrigno & make fun of his mom" and it ends up killing you, it's your
own damned fault. If you haven't already read them, you might also want to
check out some of our previous Halloween "Select Your Destiny" stories
Halloween "Select Your Destiny" stories of the past:
This year, we've
returned with a story so horrific... so intense... so brutally brutalicious that you'll start to bleed uncontrollably just by reading
it. And the weird thing? You'll LIKE it. We're going to terrify
you with words so badly that you'll stab out your eyes and never learn
to read brail out of sheer terror that you might come upon another
mind-altering story like this. All this mental anguish is just around
the corner. So are you ready kids? Ready to make your life more
torturous than it already is? Well then, I guess it's time to dive into our latest "Select Your
Destiny" Halloween masterpiece...