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I-Mockery At E3 2010 - The Electronics Entertainment Expo!
by: Dr. Boogie and -RoG-

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Cyber Clean gaming cleaner.
Who know that using giant green boogers could help clean out your computer keyboard and gaming peripherals?


I got Captain Sig Hansen (from Deadliest Catch) to flick me off for a photo at E3.
This pretty much made my day. I'm sure he'll wear that pickle hat on the Bering sea to bring his crew good luck.


Meet the winner of I-Mockery's coveted "Best Pants At E3" award.


Sorry ladies, that guys pants are still better than your costumes.


I think they'll be releasing Forrest Gump's leg braces as a special controller next.


Yes, this is a real product...


...and no, I don't give a damn if they say it's only meant for kids.


This kid was a champion kart racer and kicked my ass in Super Mario Kart...


He also did it while we were being filmed for some New Zealand television network.
During the interview, I commented that the inflatable racing cart would've been even better if it came with a pool.
(if any of you New Zealanders know when this aired, please let me know)


These zombie gals baked in the sun all day to promote Rock of the Dead.


I still prefer Typing of the Dead, but killing zombies with a guitar? Not too shabby either.


The new Mortal Kombat appears to be exceptionally gory.


Especially this Fatality in particular.


Man... that's gonna sting.


People were locked inside these doors while they were testing out the new Mortal Kombat game (or being tortured).


This bellhop hangs out with some strange folks.


I don't think his agenda is particularly well hidden.


Because nothing screams "video games!" like Playboy playmates, right? Sad.


I guess the playmates felt right at home with this attendee since he was clearly as old as Hef.


Why they placed this Bioshock statue in front of a bunch of carnival games was beyond us.


Never forget the greatness that is the Sega Genesis.


A live Lucha Libre wrestling match? Best game promotion ever!


I'm not sure who's getting hurt more here.


Congrats to the incredibly acrobatic victors!


Just watch out for El Serpento... you never know where he may be lurking.


I was a fan of the original, so I had to check out Rush'n Attack: Ex-Patriot.


Honestly, it reminded me a lot of the Metal Gear Solid series, what with all the hiding in the shadows 'n what have you.
Really nice looking game so far.


When it comes to games about monkeys in balls, Super Monkey Ball reigns supreme.


Surprised they're still promoting Crazy Taxi.


A giant sega halo. Could they be the angels of the gaming world?

There's still much more to see from
I-Mockery's coverage of E3 2010!

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Reader Comments

Space Cowboy
Jun 18th, 2010, 06:21 AM
That arm-brace controller looks like shit.
Member
Jun 18th, 2010, 07:00 AM
OMG, I want one of those stuffed chicks on the last page *bounces* And holy cow, do I remember the Pac-Man cereal *and* eating Pac-Man Pasta as a kid. And mmm, Umbrella Corp. mints. I'll have to find some of those.

Now that I'm done looking at the little details, thanks for the coverage, guys! Can't say as there were too many games I'm interested in myself but it never hurts to know what's out there. And yeah, I had a "Holy crap Battle Chess?!" moment seeing that pic, too. What system was that for? (And boo on poor deaths. That's what made that game!)

Most intrigued by FotNS, mostly because I'm a DW fangirl. Might check it out but it doesn't get me bouncy like the other Koei titles do when I hear they're being released.

Looks like you guys had a blast, though and thanks much for the article!
Strange blob from beyond
Jun 18th, 2010, 10:32 AM
Serious question now. How much does it cost to get into E3 or is it still invite only? Glad you both had a good time, did you get a go on kinect? I do hope the tiger thing has a "rip your face off when you piss it off" option
Shinobi Hero
Jun 18th, 2010, 12:55 PM
I'm ecstatic about that new Twisted Metal game. Hell yeah! And I'm glad that Hokuto no Ken game is finally getting a US release. It's about time.

I'm still hoping there'll be time for Gene of God Hand to appear in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, though... I've kept my fingers crossed for so long, I think they're frozen that way by now.
I am Johnny Luchador
Jun 18th, 2010, 01:03 PM
of all the things at E3, sadly enough this year the big thing was the partnership between ESPN and Microsoft. I don't even like sports, but that's HUGE and a big kick to the dick to Sony/Nintendo. Oh and I tested out the Twisted Metal, fun, but WAY To Complicated to complete a task that could easily be done in 2 steps. I Really have no clue how I missed you at E3 wearing that hat.
Forum Virgin
Jun 18th, 2010, 04:11 PM
There actually was a Fist of the North Star game on the Master System of all things, released here under the label Black Belt. It was remade under the 95% shovelware Sega Ages line on the PS2 and was given a Master System sequel as well. The IP is definitely overdue for a new entry, though, I agree.

http://hg101.kontek.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm
The Dork Knight
Jun 19th, 2010, 08:46 AM
hm, its George Romero, not John, otherwise Im really excited for Dead Rising 2!
Forum Virgin
Jun 19th, 2010, 02:02 PM
Twisted Metal 2 was one of my fav. games I wasted hours on besides Goldeneye. Man I can't wait to try out the new TM game. Rock of the Dead? wtf!? haha. that looks ridiculous. I'll play it though!!
With More Yes Than Ever
Jun 19th, 2010, 02:11 PM
If I got a tatoo, it would probably be Mr. Shark.
The Goddamned Batman
Jun 19th, 2010, 07:50 PM
Looks like you guys had a great time.

Man, I really hate you guys.
Member
Jun 19th, 2010, 09:40 PM
I was working at a shelter during the day they showed E3 coverage (on my birthday, no less), but luckily I had set my DVR to record it. The footage from E3 was the best birthday gift ever. I'm looking forward to all these games.

The one I'm looking forward to most, though, is Heroes on the Move. Jak, Ratchet and Sly were my best friend's three favorite characters and he wanted a game that combined them; however, he died in an accident three years ago, so he didn't get to see his dream come true.
The Wolf
Jun 20th, 2010, 07:26 PM
GEORGE Romero. BIGGY Man, not Bagman. Seriously, Boogie.
frappez le cochon rouge
Jun 20th, 2010, 08:23 PM
I bought the Gundemonium Collection. It's pretty good and decently tough.
Member
Jun 21st, 2010, 12:18 PM
I would've never expected to see a state-of-the-art controller made for this generation of videogames being a succesor to the damned Power Glove.
pickled
Jul 3rd, 2010, 09:50 PM
THE POWER GLOVE IS SO BAD
Member
Jul 17th, 2010, 09:34 PM
I see the flux capacitor.
Forum Virgin
Oct 18th, 2010, 04:54 PM
anyone up for some twisted metal 2?
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CHIEF OF POLICE
Oct 18th, 2010, 09:13 PM
Lol at Keith.

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