I-Mockery Pays A Visit To The 2011 Monsterpalooza In Burbank!
by: -RoG-


I think they make a lovely couple...

...as do these two.

But not these two... that's just sick.

aWhy wear rose-tinted glasses when you can cram roses into your ocular cavities instead?

Saber-toothed tiki zombie.

Grab a business card at your own risk.

Sorry pal... that's what you get when you mess with the Predator.

This is the last thing a person sees before being impregnated with aliens.

Awww... turn that frown upside-down.


Unicorn Poop Soap.
One really doesn't need to say anything more than that.

Vicki the Robot appears to be malfunctioning.

What, you mean you didn't know they had a topless voodoo bar at Monsterpalooza?

Say, that guy they're applying make-up to is starting to look familiar.

I really dig this house filled with dioramas starting with each letter of the alphabet... and everybody dying horribly in them.

This is how everybody should learn their ABCs.

So much death...

...yet it looks oh so pretty.

More voodoo nik naks.

So many Hollywood starlets these days really need to eat a sammich.

There's much more Monsterpalooza madness to see!
Click here to continue onward to page 3!


Reader Comments

Good Ol' Chum
Sep 9th, 2011, 11:52 AM
AWESOME! I see the goodies are starting to arrive. Great work Rog.
Good Ol' Chum
Sep 9th, 2011, 12:26 PM
Oh, and about the gothic babe (zombie w/big boobs) maybe you find an explanation here:


Her name is Dahlia Dark, and apparently, she's a big fan of Pee Wee too!

Basement Monkey
Sep 9th, 2011, 01:35 PM
Thanks for all the pics.
Freelance Artist
Sep 9th, 2011, 02:20 PM
Honestly, if Dahlia Dark didn't have her boobs out of her shirt, I would want that picture sooo bad! (nothing against boobs, just not something I'd want in my living room).
hanging out
Sep 9th, 2011, 05:36 PM
Don't kill it with fire. Schlitze was the sweetest fella you'd ever meet.
Sep 9th, 2011, 07:55 PM
Thanks for taking all the photos! For those of us who can't make it to these events, your reviews are the next best thing.
Sep 10th, 2011, 02:49 AM
Man that alternate Freddy design was awesome. It's like they took Freddy and somehow made him "freddier." Unfortuantely the guys in charge of the new line remakes don't have a clue. We get stuck with pervy mush-face instead.
Forum Virgin
Sep 10th, 2011, 01:37 PM
Holy crap. The pic of the supernaturals toy just answered a question i've had for years, namely what the hell were those toys called.
Sep 10th, 2011, 10:50 PM
The Creature from the Black Lagoon's name is Gillman.
Sep 10th, 2011, 10:55 PM
The topless voodoo lady looks like the witch from Chaka Zulu.
Evil Penguin Queen
Sep 11th, 2011, 09:08 PM
The A-Z diorama is based on Edward Gorey's "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" but it looks like they're the "after" pictures to go with the "befores" he drew: http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/poems/gorey/
Sep 12th, 2011, 07:44 AM
I don't want to be anywhere near that Vampire's rose bush.
Forum Virgin
Sep 13th, 2011, 01:06 PM
The History of Monsters was insane & I've always had a weak spot for wax museums...i could have stayed at Monsterpalooza all day...AWESOME pics & coverage -RoG-!!!
Sep 14th, 2011, 10:34 PM
Awesome stuff, Must have taken quite awhile to get this together, it sure took awhile to look through. keep it up! Thanks.

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