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I-Mockery Pays A Visit To The 2011 Monsterpalooza In Burbank!
by: -RoG-

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Not sure what the random framed photo of the zombie girl with giants boobs is for, but sure... why not.


Who wouldn't want nightmarish framed pictures like these hanging in their homes?


No, it's not Uncle Fester. If you're not starting to recognize him by now, you should be ashamed of yourself.


Some nice illustrations of horror icons including Reggie, the Tall Man, Bub the zombie, Frankenstein's Monster, and Jason.


Love the Die de los Muertos bride mask.


Classic Aurora monster model kits rule!


It's hard to see, but that large Sam figure from Trick 'r Treat is now selling for $300. I picked him up for only
$60 at Monsterpalooza last year. Score! (then again, anybody willing to pay $300 for that figure is insane.)


Truly a tough pill to swallow.


Looks like somebody's enjoying a little snack.


That dame with the fancy hat is lookin' mighty fine.


Lucha Monsters!


Nice ink.


Don't worry, I'm sure a dermatologist can help you out with that odd facial growth.


What's up, Frankie.


Hey fellas, she's single!


Not exactly a glowing review for Crest Whitestrips.


And you thought that whole hiding razors in Halloween candy was an urban legend...


Rinoearosaurus.


I'd let you out, but you really don't look trustworthy at all.


I collect spores, molds, and fungus.


And to think, I still can't even make a decent ashtray with clay.


Sure it looks cool, but it suffers from killer migraines.


Damn flashers...

There's much more Monsterpalooza madness to see!
Click here to continue onward to page 4!

 

Reader Comments

Good Ol' Chum
Sep 9th, 2011, 10:52 AM
AWESOME! I see the goodies are starting to arrive. Great work Rog.
Good Ol' Chum
Sep 9th, 2011, 11:26 AM
Oh, and about the gothic babe (zombie w/big boobs) maybe you find an explanation here:

http://www.changingportraits.com/dahlia_dark.htm

Her name is Dahlia Dark, and apparently, she's a big fan of Pee Wee too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41Pqv4yWak
Basement Monkey
Sep 9th, 2011, 12:35 PM
Thanks for all the pics.
Freelance Artist
Sep 9th, 2011, 01:20 PM
Honestly, if Dahlia Dark didn't have her boobs out of her shirt, I would want that picture sooo bad! (nothing against boobs, just not something I'd want in my living room).
hanging out
Sep 9th, 2011, 04:36 PM
Don't kill it with fire. Schlitze was the sweetest fella you'd ever meet.
Member
Sep 9th, 2011, 06:55 PM
Thanks for taking all the photos! For those of us who can't make it to these events, your reviews are the next best thing.
Member
Sep 10th, 2011, 01:49 AM
Man that alternate Freddy design was awesome. It's like they took Freddy and somehow made him "freddier." Unfortuantely the guys in charge of the new line remakes don't have a clue. We get stuck with pervy mush-face instead.
Forum Virgin
Sep 10th, 2011, 12:37 PM
Holy crap. The pic of the supernaturals toy just answered a question i've had for years, namely what the hell were those toys called.
Member
Sep 10th, 2011, 09:50 PM
The Creature from the Black Lagoon's name is Gillman.
Member
Sep 10th, 2011, 09:55 PM
The topless voodoo lady looks like the witch from Chaka Zulu.
Evil Penguin Queen
Sep 11th, 2011, 08:08 PM
The A-Z diorama is based on Edward Gorey's "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" but it looks like they're the "after" pictures to go with the "befores" he drew: http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/poems/gorey/
pickled
Sep 12th, 2011, 06:44 AM
I don't want to be anywhere near that Vampire's rose bush.
Forum Virgin
Sep 13th, 2011, 12:06 PM
The History of Monsters was insane & I've always had a weak spot for wax museums...i could have stayed at Monsterpalooza all day...AWESOME pics & coverage -RoG-!!!
Buttmunch
Sep 14th, 2011, 09:34 PM
Awesome stuff, Must have taken quite awhile to get this together, it sure took awhile to look through. keep it up! Thanks.

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